Gwynnie has had a healthy baby boy. She's called him Moses.
"What shall we call our child so that he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school?"
"We shall call him Moses"
I just don't get it. Yes, Moses is a nice enough name, and at least it isn't kumquat, but Moses? Are they planning to pop him in a basket made of leaves and float him down the river to escape persecution from the Paparazzi?
What the hell is wrong with Brian, or Richard? Maybe Chris Jr?
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Jenn and I have decided that, seeing as it's fairly unlikely we'll have kids, our next pet will be a dog we're going to call Willis.
Because really, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" has a shelf life of years. YEARS, I tell you.
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