Yes, i know that's spelt wrong. Anyhoo, took this from Mike's, who in turn nicked it from Chris'
DO YOU SNORE? Apparently, yes. I have been known to wake myself up
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?A lover, never been in a fight
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing my loves
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Absolutely. I was a whiz, I once made a spaceship that was actually 20 ships all joined together. It rocked. Only you couldn't pick it up or it would fall apart.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? Pointless voyeurism that foists useless morons on the world, who in turn are lapped up by their ilk
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Can't says I do
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? If my son is anything to go by, then I was GORGEOUS
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Was, till I met the person who ended all that nonsense
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?Black.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? I don't sing. Court order.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Seen wayyyy too many wacky home videos to even contemplate the idea
ANY SECRET TALENTS? Now, if I told you, they wouldn't be secret...
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Anywhere but here
CAN YOU SWIM? In bursts
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? Yup, and it was the lager that made me cry at the fat chick dancing
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I've been told I have to
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Wouldn't know, first time I tasted one I nearly threw up
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Nope, but I can say it backwards in less than 3 seconds
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Pencils?
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I'd like to stand on the necks of anyone who kills ANYTHING for 'sport', not necessity
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? In the past, actually
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Certainly do, I seem to be only one who can read it...
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Radion Automatic
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ? Just now, actually
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Nope. Not even my own.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Unfertilised, thanks.... Har-de-har. But as you're asking. In an omlette with cheese & Frankfurters
ARE BLONDES DUMB? Depends on the blonde. I've met some pretty thick brunettes in my time
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Eaten by the laundromat monster
WHAT TIME IS IT? 20:50
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yup, and sadly enough, it's self-imposed.
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING? In every way
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? 17:15
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? As real as you want him to be
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? ummmm... no
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Used to be. mainly because of a terrorizing older brother
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Peanut Butter Kit-Kat Chunkies
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Sometimes, but I have to crack my thumbs when I get up in the morning. And the tip of my right middle finger. And my right ankle cracks incredibly loudly whenever I take my foot off the gas
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No. actually
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? I've inhaled in the past. can't say it changed my life in any way.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Used to be. i once slept through a patio window being put into the wall directly below my bedroom
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Green with brown bits
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Some more cash would be nice, but I'm good.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Not specifically, but I've had moments
HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? Nope
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Steering Wheel Bongoes
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? 10p, when I was 8
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? No idea, the opportunity hasn't arisen
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? I love being outdoors, but as long as I'm warm and dry. Haven't actually camped yet, but i have a young son and I live in the country, so It's probably on the cards at some stage
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Depends on what caused the laugh.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Real magic? No. Haven't seen a trick I didn't figure out yet
ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? Depends on the dog
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? When necessary.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Only without an audience
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Not if I take my time
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Fokking freezing, and it's no fun standing on the footplate beside my crane at the top of medway hill in 40mph winds, lemme tell ya
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Bourbons dunked in tea
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Never have
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? These posts have a word limit right now. It would probably be easier to say who i don't like, but i'm not gonna
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? Was the Frosties one, but the internet rumour mill gave that one too much notoriety
DO YOU SHOP AT T K MAXX? Oh god no
FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros. Old, yes, but still my current fave
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